This was drawn back when I was a sophomore in high school, so...1997?
It turns out that there is no local printing company that scans such things, although I would have previously assumed so. After five straight days of hassle, I have managed to pull it together convincingly enough. It'll do.
[i am having trouble having this appear on certain browsers. if that is the case for you, you can simply download it in full. it's a small file and, if only chosen to be viewed, would be of little inconvenience. i'll fix it later. it'll definitely do then.]